Dear Public Dis-service Company:
I mailed you a check last week for the bill along with the gas bill, the cable bill, and the water bill. The other three got their money but you're claiming you didn't get it. So many thanks for shutting my power off in 25 degree temperatures because your Ohio company is full of douche bags who can't process a payment.
Oh and that goes double for the beeotch on the phone who said I had one of two options: 1) Wait for the check to post (which could be before Spring); or 2) Pay your sorry asses again via phone. I opted for 2 since I have kids and a freakin' zoo living in my house who need heat.
I hope you go bankrupt.